If you follow my Maternal Instincts Facebook page these may be familiar.
These are the wisdoms of my 9 and 6 year old.
It was Saturday evening, all was quiet, when suddenly the sound of ........
'Mummy I must clean my trumpet!'
rang out from 9 year olds bedroom! 😂😂😂
Not a euphemism!!
I was basically shoved out of the way as I exited the bathroom from having a shower! The trumpet is literally getting a bath!
🤣🎺🎺
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'Mummy, the best bit about eating raw cabbage is the juice that comes out of it!'
🤣
She picked up a chunk of it thinking it was lettuce, her face changed shape as she realised it wasn't lettuce! Now she's claiming it's the best thing she's ever eaten!
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Me: 'Err, can you go back and flush the toilet please?'
Him - 'It's not my responsibility, it's not my toilet!'
🤣🤣
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Tonight's 6 year old crisis-
'But Mummy that empty chip bag is veeerrrryyyyy important!!' Whilst crying uncontrollably with tears streaming down his face!
I'm going back to work!!
🤣🍷🍷
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9 year old wisdom/sass -
Me: are you going to tidy up that stuff on the floor before you go to bed?
9 year old: I don't know yet Mumy, I can't see into the future!!
😂
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'I'll tell you when I'm done drawing Mummy so you can time my bed time correctly!!'
Cheeky little ***!!
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