Tuesday 15 October 2019

Winning the Lottery

So we actually won a few £ on the lottery the other week!  Don't get too excited, it was only a few £!   But nevertheless a win is a win.

However, when hubby realised the matching numbers, 6 year old was standing right there, hears our conversation, runs half up the stairs shouting to 9 year old that 'we've won 58! We've won 58!' She comes charging down probably thinking we'd won 58 million or something!!

6 year old then changes his sentence to shouting 'it's a few quid in the bank!  It's a few quid in the bank!'

Reality, it wasn't even £58!

Hubby says to me; 'you know that blog you write'.......!

Happy days!
Xx

Wednesday 2 October 2019

The 9 and 6 Wisdoms - Part 1

If you follow my Maternal Instincts Facebook page these may be familiar.

These are the wisdoms of my 9 and 6 year old.

It was Saturday evening, all was quiet, when suddenly the sound of ........ 'Mummy I must clean my trumpet!' rang out from 9 year olds bedroom! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Not a euphemism!! I was basically shoved out of the way as I exited the bathroom from having a shower! The trumpet is literally getting a bath! 🀣🎺🎺
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'Mummy, the best bit about eating raw cabbage is the juice that comes out of it!' 🀣 She picked up a chunk of it thinking it was lettuce, her face changed shape as she realised it wasn't lettuce! Now she's claiming it's the best thing she's ever eaten!
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Me: 'Err, can you go back and flush the toilet please?' Him - 'It's not my responsibility, it's not my toilet!' 🀣🀣
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Tonight's 6 year old crisis- 'But Mummy that empty chip bag is veeerrrryyyyy important!!' Whilst crying uncontrollably with tears streaming down his face! I'm going back to work!! 🀣🍷🍷
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9 year old wisdom/sass - Me: are you going to tidy up that stuff on the floor before you go to bed? 9 year old: I don't know yet Mumy, I can't see into the future!! πŸ˜‚
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'I'll tell you when I'm done drawing Mummy so you can time my bed time correctly!!' Cheeky little ***!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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