Oh the joys of taking the kids to the pub on a Saturday evening !!   It's fine af the time, they're kept amused by the colouring and stickers that the pub provide, or by looking at the photos on Mummy and Daddy's phones, but when you get home at only 7.30 and the kids are acting more drunk than you ....... !  Then daughter asks 'Mummy what's your soul?!'  Oh great, I can't answer questions like that on several white wines and an empty stomach!

Time to order some takeaway!

She won't  forget you know, just as she's going to bed,  slightly later than normal , she'll ask again 'Mummy what's your soul?!'

3 year old is now leaping around like he's on an imaginary space hopper and shouting whilst wearing his sister's shoes!    1/2 hour ago he had a crisp packet on his head! It's worrying when he was only drinking water! Technically he should be the most sober out of all of us!  However am now thinking someone spiked 3 year old's water as he's referring to himself as 'nappy bottom' and saying myself and his sister have beautiful noses!!

So i think it's time for the 'commands'  (that make me sound like I'm talking to some sort of spaniel! ) In you bed - sit - stay - lay down - good boy!!

Good night xx