Pant Boy is a relatively small threat to the general public and comes in the shape of my 3 year old son who regularly wanders round in just his pants, looking like Borat, and currently a pair of wellies too!
His threats include 'bundling' you from out of nowhere and at a rate of knots when your only crime is minding your own business! Also roaring at unsuspecting passers by, luckily most of these usually just laugh at him and by the way he is usually fully clothed in these circumstances !
On occasions when he manages to take himself to the toilet, Pant Boy can be seen emerging from the bathroom with his t-shirt tucked in his pants and his pants protruding over his trousers!
Pant Boy can regularly be seen standing on the sofa with his face and hands pushed up against the fish tank scaring the living daylights out if the poor goldfish!
Whenever Pant Boy is lucky enough to be treated to a new plastic toy, he'll walk up to the till and slap the toy down shouting 'dinosaur please ' or more recently 'mini beast please' when he was treated to a bright green centipede!
So you see, not a huge threat to society, just enough to make you look twice and chuckle!
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