Moaning

So lately I've been struggling for inspiration a bit as 4-year-old is not providing a great deal to laugh about.  He's behaving like a stroppy 2-year-old a lot of the time.

His day starts with moaning because I won't let him rifle through the recycling bag during breakfast looking for another empty box he can make into a 'rocket!'
We then proceed with me repeating to him the need to eat something until I'm blue in the face.

By this point 7-year-old is up, fed, dressed, hair done and asking me tricky maths questions at 7.30am!

Ninja moves are then applied to 4-year-old to get him into school uniform!  Resulting in a lot of moaning from both him and me!

Moaning continues all the way to school, he hates phonics, he hates maths and anything that doesn't involve charging around outside getting as muddy as possible!

I enjoy my 6 hours to myself!!

When 3pm arrives, there's moaning that he can't run off by himself, moaning because whatever cardboard monstrosity he's made is falling to pieces as we fight the British winter weather walking back home, moaning because he can't have more than 1 'Freddo!' Moaning because he's got to take a bath, moaning because apparently I cooked the wrong dinner!

Ninja moves to get him into his pyjamas!

Moaning about having to read his school book, moaning because there can't be more than 300 bedtime stories!

Finishing up with me moaning because there's nothing good on TV!

Happy Monday everyone!! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷!!