Tuesday 3 October 2017

Statements of Fact



I'm looking for a moisturiser that reduces the fact that I have been tired for years!

Someone should invent an intravenous drip that can be hidden under your clothes to constantly inject caffeine!

Every stage of parenthood has its challenges, and you will always think that the stage you are at now is the hardest.

Your child will always come downstairs mid-summer wearing their woolly hat and gloves, but come winter you can’t get them to wear them for love nor money!

Saturday night is party night takes on a whole new meaning!  It now means watching TV in your pyjamas and having a glass of wine once the kids are in bed, in peace!

Happiness is a new washing machine!

Love is your husband bringing 2 slices of cake home and saying, ‘we won’t eat them until the kids are asleep!’  (Evil laugh!)

Excitement is the anticipation of being able to eat a Pop Tart and drink an instant latte whilst watching your favourite American series, knowing the kids are at school!

You know almost as soon as you get up that you'll need to take a nap,  not just today, but tomorrow too!
Xx


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